Cookson's Stewpot

Ze Plague!!!!!

Sun, 13 Mar 2005 15:37:48 GMT

Et ez horriblez!!!1!vun! Every man on ship ez sick, ekzept for me. Zere is so much coffing and groning and puking, et makez et hard to sleep nites. Crew ez much much sicker dan I vas, and I try tell ze men dat it my spezial chiken soup dat make me get vell sooner.

Alaz, no vun believ me :(

I keep trying. I bringz dem ze soup... eventually dey get hungry and eet. But dey turnz green and throwz it up agin zo I keep havin to make moor soup. I hopez dey get bedder soon, I running out of ze spezial medizinez cheef panzer give for me to put in soup... and I getting tird of only maeking soup.

Meester Jukez ez ze sickest of ze bunch. But Mullinz ez taeking care of him (Mullinz ez leest sick, but still hav fever and coffing). On ze good side, no Lost Boyz or Peter ze Pan come to ship last few dayz to attak. Either dey sick too, or dey skared to catch vat ve got.

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 22:58:02 GMT

I feelz mooch better today!!! I feel so good, I cook extra spezial brekfazt for ze crew. Lotz and lotz of brown tings, biskitz, ham, porrige... and zome green tingz liek eggz and seeveed milk. Crew lieked brekfazt, dey vere rubbing tummiez and groning happily after zey eat.

Capitan Hook ez sik too. I make him zome hot chiken soup for ze lunch, vith zome leafs cheef panzer give for to me to get better vith. Ze leafs are spizy hot, but dey clear noze up qwick!

Me no feel so good

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 23:48:32 GMT

Ugh, Cookson vake up vith stuvvy noze and earz aking. Hole time I cooking brekfazt, noze is dripping and coffing up yechy green tingz.

Vonder if Capitan Hook vill give me day off. Ah, vell... ez time to maek dinnerz for ze crew.

Wed, 02 Mar 2005 01:19:34 GMT

I borrowed bag of spezial herbz und spizez from ze Chief Panzer. Et vill be great to make ze meatloaf wiz it. Give it extra kick! Et alzo make ze meatloaf sparklez and glow.

Meester Jukez ez suppozed to fix ze hole in my stewpot... I think ze soup got too hot, burned hole straizt through bottom of pot. Ef he no fix pot zoon, den no soup for crew tomorrow.

Mon, 28 Feb 2005 23:54:56 GMT

Today I cooked my famoos suprize stew. Ze suprize ez from my secret ingredant: seeweed! Seeweed ez good for ze bodie and ze soul, and is very very brown. Brown tingz are good for you. Many tayste tingz are brown: potaytoz, pineapplez, kokonutz, wood, dirt, shoelether... tingz like dat.

Tonite I vas going to cook Pixie Pot Pie, but Peter ze Pan came an stolez ze main ingredant. He say Tinkerbell es not food, but I say how do he know? Haz he ever tried Pixie Pot Pie?

Perhaps I can make Parot Pot Pie insted....